The tunnel widens as you enter a cavernous subterranean vault.

The only light radiates from the phosphorescence naturally occurring
in the prehistoric invertebrate life forms that coat the walls and emit
a faint green glowing light (and a slight but disgusting seaweed odor). 

There is a tunnel heading off to the right.

There is a smooth unbroken cave wall on the left.

There is nothing on the floor.

The light allows just enough visibility
to discern a copper plaque embedded in a stalagmite looming up before you.
The plaque is green with oxidation, but you can see engraved writing.

Your lips move as you struggle to sound out the words. It says...

There really should be something more interesting
here...

BUT THERE'S NOT

PLEASE CHECK BACK LATER

UNLESS YOU VALUE YOUR TIME

You snarl in disgust and navigate your browser back to your google 
search results for "hot chicks", where you realize your mistake...

you typed "hot" with an N....

oops